Erica Albright’s a bitch. You think that’s because her family changed their name from Albrecht, or do you think it’s because all BU girls are bitches? Folks, for the record, she may look like a 34C, but she’s getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria’s Secret. She’s a 34B, as in barely anything there. False advertising.
The truth is she has a nice face. I need to do something to take my mind off her. Easy enough, except I need an idea.